oh ALSO

we tried to start draining one of the water sac things on one half of the bed (which failed completely. it’s a california king bed, there’s no way we can do it in a whole day, let alone one night, but anyway), and a fucking GIANT spider just flowed out of it and into the bucket. and it was alive. and swimming around. in the bucket. you guys i saw my life flash before my eyes that shit was NOT okay.

i don’t know how the fuck it got into the mattress

actually it was probably living in the tube but still

i CANT

just fucking swimming around having a good ol’ time :|