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This is basically what I imagine would happen if Facebook and Tumblr went for a walk, Facebook stopped on the street to tie his shoe and Tumblr came along.
my mom walked in while I was wrapping her Christmas present, so I panicked and told her I was masturbating.
Crisis averted.
Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…..
I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!
Why am I laughing so hard?
did you try turning it on and off
scrape the burnt bits off it’ll be fine
but you didn’t have to cut me off
what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free
we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love
can’t you just tag it with “queue” do you really have to tag it with “im going to wash my hair with shamqueue and ink my skin with a tatqueue while i learn kung-queue while still managing to make it home in time for my curfqueue”
i guess someone’s bitter that all of the queuet tags were taken
