barrymanilowswinternightmare:

having to wear a life jacket outside because you’re drowning in bitches

ih0peyourwifidies:

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

cami6636:

my love for my otp burns with the heat of 1000 laptops

incises:

imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god

+ Reblog With an Irrational Fear

kurt-deserves-better:

mollyannice:

needles, losing my teeth, losing my hair, bikes and unicycles.

Falling down stairs, falling on slippery surfaces, falling down a hill… pretty much just falling.

Balloons popping. Fucking terrifying.

Also, you know those tubes of like, biscuits that you have to peel back and they pop open? Yeah, that popping. DNW. SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

+ Have you ever felt so left out?

When you go out somewhere and you see all of your friends hanging out without you? Then they post pictures of them having fun and you’re just at home jealous , mad , sad , confused ? When all of your friends talk about their insiders and laugh while you’re just there clueless about what they’re talking about ? And what’s even worse is when they talk about making plans in front of you like you were never there to begin with.

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