when your notp is all over your dash
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Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.
"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."
Hmm did you ever consider
that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”
while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?
Disliking someone who is black does not make you racist
Disliking someone because they are black makes you racist
Disliking someone who is gay does not make you homophobic
Disliking someone because they are gay makes you homophobic
Disliking someone who is a woman does not make you sexist
Disliking someone because they are a woman makes you sexist
she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on
can the fictional characters I like please stop jumping off buildings
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
we tried to start draining one of the water sac things on one half of the bed (which failed completely. it’s a california king bed, there’s no way we can do it in a whole day, let alone one night, but anyway), and a fucking GIANT spider just flowed out of it and into the bucket. and it was alive. and swimming around. in the bucket. you guys i saw my life flash before my eyes that shit was NOT okay.
i don’t know how the fuck it got into the mattress
actually it was probably living in the tube but still
just fucking swimming around having a good ol’ time :|