herekumsfaberrittana:

Disliking someone who is black does not make you racist

Disliking someone because they are black makes you racist

Disliking someone who is gay does not make you homophobic

Disliking someone because they are gay makes you homophobic

Disliking someone who is a woman does not make you sexist

Disliking someone because they are a woman makes you sexist

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

captaincrieff:

can the fictional characters I like please stop jumping off buildings

whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard

alright now.

lizaye:

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oh ALSO

we tried to start draining one of the water sac things on one half of the bed (which failed completely. it’s a california king bed, there’s no way we can do it in a whole day, let alone one night, but anyway), and a fucking GIANT spider just flowed out of it and into the bucket. and it was alive. and swimming around. in the bucket. you guys i saw my life flash before my eyes that shit was NOT okay.

i don’t know how the fuck it got into the mattress

actually it was probably living in the tube but still

i CANT

just fucking swimming around having a good ol’ time :|

Had an argument with your mom

canieatthisshit:

and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.

piratesteph:

thereichenbachfinn:

Okay here’s the thing

I like Chandler and all 

but I don’t understand

why 

he exists 

Why exist when there’s Dave. Like. For real.