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cheers, m'dear (◕‿◕✿)

you can call me rachel. 20. nyu sophomore.
current location: utah.
So are you lesbian?
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I’m pansexual.

oh my god you are huuuuge. i dont think i've ever seen anyone as big as you im pretty sure my thighs are the size of your arms; the size people are starting to get is honestly scary, especially as a med school student. Good luck with the heart disease, bad joints, type 2 diabetes, cancer, stroke, high blood pressure, breathing disorders, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, poor wound healing, gynecological issues, and difficulty climbing staircases
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Lol, you try so hard to make others feel bad. It doesn’t work. Leave the diagnoses to the doctors. I’m fat, and still healthy and fabulous :)

whats merchel?
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merchel is the ship name for mercedes/rachel from glee. i made it my url like 3 years ago when i was playing mercedes in gleeohanarp. i don’t remember how exactly it came about, but during one of my many chats with the rachel rper (s/o to johnnymanziel :* ), we were talking about merchel and i decided to make it my url, and it stuck :)

there’s also this thing that happened haha

FYI, Darren Criss is half-Filipino, half-Irish, so he's not "white".
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You're gorgeous
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awww thank you!

Wow, Adam Lambert as Frank? No, just no. Besides, the last thing we need is another shitty remake of a classic.
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Lol please stay out of my ask box with your pretentious bullshit, thanks.

Besides, it’s my personal dreamcast. You’re not going to change my opinion.

Is a remake happening? Probably not. Don’t worry, your grandiose dreams will continue to remain a reality.

Please take your tears to someone who cares.

I volunteer as your future girlfriend!
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Awe asl;dkjf cute haha :)

That would require I know who you are though, right? haha!

40-45
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40. Could you fall in love online?

I certainly could (and I have in the past)

41. How much of an age gap can you handle?

I’m not a huge stickler for age gaps. My ex was like 7 years older than me, haha. I don’t mind them. I really don’t think I would go past like a 10 year gap haha, but yeah.

42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?

I feel like this is a standard question? lol, but something like “Hi! I’m Rachel! You must be ____!” haha

43. Could you forgive a cheater?

At this point, I don’t think I could. I guess I could broadly say it’s circumstantial, but I don’t think so.

44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?

I am huge about honesty, and I really do think it’s up there with cheating. I am a very honest person and I really value honesty, and I expect others to be honest with me as well. This I can say it depends on the circumstances, but I hate being lied to, especially about something serious.

45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

I don’t know if I could do that right now. Like, I don’t know if I could work up the courage to. Because I don’t know if they feel the same about me?

i think you are beautiful. truly. your beauty is the type that cannot be expressed through words. only silent amazement and awestruck stares is all i can give you to show you how beautiful you are.
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thank you so much

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2. Drunken story time.. GO

Oh geez. Alright, I actually have a lot of good ones, esp. from London last year, but I’ll tell you the most recent one.

On Christmas eve, I went to 2 different family parties. The first one was just a bunch of delicious homemade mexican food and visiting. But the second one was hosted by one of my crazy second cousins, and she greeted me, my dad, and my uncle alex with TWO shots as we walked through the doors (apple pie liqueur w/ whipped cream btw BEST SHIT EVER). Then I had to have had somewhere in the neighborhood of 7 or 8 beers plus we did a few more shots together “to family” and whatnot. I was drunk, but it was a good drunk, not a completely shit-faced drunk. Like a really good, strong buzz.

Anyway, our plan before we left was that we would stop by the parties and leave with enough time to make it to midnight mass for Christmas (I’m not religious but my dad really wanted me to go, so I agreed to go because my sisters always refuse every year and I know he wanted one of his daughters to be with him). So it’s about 11:30 and we’re still at Denise’s (my second cousin), so I figure, we’ve all been drinking, we probably won’t make it to mass tonight, so I grab another beer and just continue bullshitting with everyone.

11:45 rolls around, and sure enough, my dad looks at me and goes “alright, we better go if we’re gonna make midnight mass!” dad. dad no. dad pls. Sure enough, he, my uncle, and I piled in and went to Christmas mass. 

This bitch brought me to church drunk I s2g. It was QUITE the experience hahaha. Luckily I wasn’t drunk to the point where I was stupid and I could still control myself lol

5. Favorite TV show

 I have a lot of them, but at the moment How I Met Your Mother is at the top :)